Say it ain't so John!

Dear John,

It seems like only yesterday I was supporting you for President. And now, I'm hurt and astonished at the news of your affair today. You have betrayed and lied to us. I'm not so upset over the fact you had an affair while your wonderful wife was in remission from her INCURABLE cancer (we are human after all, and humans like/need sex), I'm upset that you blatantly lied about it MULTIPLE TIMES.

I am very, VERY disappointed. :(

Sincerely,
meg

P.S. I was pulling for you to be Attorney General. Now, I'm rethinking that. Just so you know.