Showing posts with label funny stuff. Show all posts
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Friday, January 11, 2008

Celebrity Endorsements

While voters say celebrity endorsements don't really matter to them, it's interesting to see who is lining up behind whom.

Some of my favorites and big hitters:

Classic Rock Stars
John Edwards: Jackson Browne, Bonnie Raitt, John Mellencamp

I likes me some pro rastling and kung fu fightun'!
Huckabee: Chuck Norris, Ric Flair

I have a talk show, magazine, book club, diet regime DYNASTY!
Barack Obama: OPRAH!

I once played the President on TV. And better than the current guy, I might add!
Bill Richardson: Jimmy Smits & Martin Sheen

I am woman, hear me roar.
Hilary Clinton: Bah-bra Streisand, Carly Simon, Maya Angelou, Carole King, Billie Jean King

I believe in UFO's, that porn is okay, and I smoke weed everyday.
Dennis Kucinich: Shirley McLaine, Larry Flynt, Sean Penn, Woody Harrelson

The average American has never heard of me.
Rudy Guiliani: John O'Hurley, David Zucker

I once played an attorney on TV. I'm also really an attorney and former Congressman. And those toally qualify me to be President.
Fred Thompson: Fred Thompson

Good list of endorsements


Wonkette's list of endorsements

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Funny Comment of the Day

As seen on the online comments of the NY Times Op-Ed piece my Gloria Steinem yesterday:

"I'll bet that Barack Obama cries sometimes, as does Bush, as does McCain. The only person I suspect does not cry is Mitt Romney —though he probably has hired some very talented people to cry for him."

Matt S., Wisconsin