Friday, January 11, 2008

Celebrity Endorsements

While voters say celebrity endorsements don't really matter to them, it's interesting to see who is lining up behind whom.

Some of my favorites and big hitters:

Classic Rock Stars
John Edwards: Jackson Browne, Bonnie Raitt, John Mellencamp

I likes me some pro rastling and kung fu fightun'!
Huckabee: Chuck Norris, Ric Flair

I have a talk show, magazine, book club, diet regime DYNASTY!
Barack Obama: OPRAH!

I once played the President on TV. And better than the current guy, I might add!
Bill Richardson: Jimmy Smits & Martin Sheen

I am woman, hear me roar.
Hilary Clinton: Bah-bra Streisand, Carly Simon, Maya Angelou, Carole King, Billie Jean King

I believe in UFO's, that porn is okay, and I smoke weed everyday.
Dennis Kucinich: Shirley McLaine, Larry Flynt, Sean Penn, Woody Harrelson

The average American has never heard of me.
Rudy Guiliani: John O'Hurley, David Zucker

I once played an attorney on TV. I'm also really an attorney and former Congressman. And those toally qualify me to be President.
Fred Thompson: Fred Thompson

Good list of endorsements

Wonkette's list of endorsements