Customer: Um, excuse me, I ordered a root beer float, but you gave me a beer float.
Burger girl: Oh my god... I'm sorry.
Customer: I mean, I like your custard, and I like beer, but...
Random guy: Hey, can I have it?
--The Shake Shack
Overheard by: craig and cory
via Overheard in New York, Nov 20, 2007